Post by hikaruhitachiin1 on Jun 8, 2007 10:18:01 GMT -5
Once I had this ingenious plan. It all started with a group of guys at my school that I wasn't particularly fond of. They reffered to themselves as the Ouran High School Host Club. It was a group made up of six handsome boys that devoted their time to the wealthy girls who also had time. This group consisted of Tamaki, their "king", Kyouya, their "manager", Kaoru and Hikaru, the devious twins, Haruhi, a girl adopted by the Host Club, Mitsukuni, the "loli-shota", and Takashi, the "wild" type. Their club was a little too closely related to prostitution for my taste. So one day I decided to bring them down, and the only way I could do that was by starting a little club of my own.
*Keiko and Leiko Riona*
My sister Leiko and I come from a wealthy family of real estate agents. My father often time sells homes in foreign countries, so he's not home most of the time. The two of us attend Ouran Academy, a first-class school for wealthy students. We're both first year freshmen. She and I are into art, so when we saw a flyer for an Art Club in the lobby, we were both very excited to join. Besides, wherever Leiko goes, I go. That's how it's been since we were little. I ran up the stairs, and Leiko walked behind me. I even skipped through the halls, and she continued walking normally. That's how we are. I am more excited and lively, and my sister is a bit more self-controled. I accidentally ran past the room though...
"Hey! Keiko! Slow down! You just missed the room." Leiko yelled to me. I turned right around, and laughed a little for feeling embarrassed. She looked at me, and smiled, putting her hand on the door knob. I put mine on the other door knob, and we both opened the door together. However, the door opened automatically, and we walked in, feeling both scared and curious.
*Lolette Schlumbergen*
I live in a lot of unusual places because my father is an architect. I have a ton of houses and I just moved here. Obviously, I go to Ouran Academy or I wouldn't even be in this story. I am a freshman. I was walking through the school and I saw this lucious cookie sitting on the floor just summoning me to stuff it in my mouth. I started to drool in anticipation. I was about to pounce and then I remembered, "What is a cookie without milk?". I ran off to the kitchens to grab some milk and ran into the hottest group of guys ever. I almost drooled more just by the sight of them rather than the cookie. I dashed off reminding myself that I needed to get to the mystical cookie before it left. It was still sitting on the ground, cruelly taunting me. I cornered it, preparing to attack. It suddenly moved and I chased it to this creepy looking room. It's name was the 28th Art Room. I was a little freaked out by the suspicious name but gathered my courage, the rainbow cookie was more important to me than my health. I jumped into the room and the door abruptly closed on me.
"Cookie, Where are You?" I said cautiously, feeling the icy stares of two clones.
*Ren Tsuchi*
I enjoy going to the 28th Art Room to think to myself. That room always seemed to be empty, so it was the ideal place to think and write down your thoughts. I walked up the stairs, but I saw everyone staring at me whispering to their friends. They looked somewhat frightened. I wasn't what you would call a normal looking girl. I had floor length mint green hair that covered my left eye and everyone seemed to find that wierd. Who could blame them? I wasn't concerned with what they thought anyway. I liked how I looked, and that's all that mattered. When I was born, I had dark orange hair, which I despised very much so I dyed it.
My mother is a theropist, and my father left when I was a child to become a doctor. He still gives money to help support us, but he never visits or calls.
I finally made it to the top of the stairs and saw the room. I eagerly walked up to it, and as I reached for the door, I heard mumbling comming from inside. "What? This place is normally empty!" I said to myself, as the door swung open and I saw three pairs of eyes staring at me.
They began to say something "Don't come-" I took a step forword and the door slammed shut "-in..."
*Sasha Suzuki*
Car dealership is the family business if you hadn't noticed. It's because of this that I'm in Ouran Academy. And of course, I'm a second year. I can get easily lost sometimes, so i asked the nearest teacher for ditrections. She gave me a cold glare and pointed in the direction I needed to go. Not a lot of teachers like me, ....oh well. As I continued along the long corridor, it was hard not to notice the paintings on the walls. I looked down at the sheet that the principal gave me. Music plays a big part of my life, so I was looking for clubs that supported it. "This can't be right," I said looking at the map again. All of the music rooms were locked, which doesn't seem normal....Suddenly, I heard some voices coming from the 28th Art Room. It seemed to be yelling," COOKIES!!" No idea what's that about. I slowly walked towards the door, feeling like I was being watched. My hand landed on the handle and the door opened by itself. I walked in to see four people there, two twins, a girl with strange green hair, and the other is obessing over cookies. I heard a noise from behind, only to find the door closed.
*Natsu Mannlyk*
I watched the five girls infront of me. They had each showed up according to plan, gosh I'm good. They were a pretty sorry bunch. Wow, I had my work cut out for me. They were good-looking for the most part. I'd only need to make a few minor adjustments. Before me stood an interesting assortment of appearences. Twins with long golden blonde hair and striking emrald eyes, nice. Next came the cookie girl. She had dark blue eyes and her black hair shined purple in the light. Then the girl that was always in here. She was a bit anti-social, but we could fix that. Her shocking hair and gleaming red eyes attracted attention. There was a girl with an "interesting" uniform. So she was original. Along with everyone else. It seems we all have something in common. That's always good.
Her hair was light brown and reached her shoulders, and she had calculating forest green eyes. I had been sizing them up for a while now, completely unoticed by the way. The lights went out. The girls muttered amongst themselves. Then a spotlight shone on me from above. I must've looked really impressive lying across a giant chair in the middle of the room. I held a fishing pole in one hand and took the colorful cookie off of the end of the string. I had their attention. I slowly licked the cookie.
"My cookie!"
I ignored it.
"Hello ladies," I said in a low but firm voice. "I've brought each of you here to ask you a question."
"Why did you lock us in here?"
I was too focused on my cookie to see who had interupted me.
"If you'd listen I would get to that."
I waited.
"Ahem, so anyway. I have chosen you all to serve a special purpose."
"And what exactly is that?"
"I want you to join my club."
"What the fuck?!" exclaimed Lolette in a fiery rampage because of the loss of her precious cookie.
"I think she wants us to join a club" Ren declared in a smart ass manner.
"No shit" Sasha said angrily.
"Sounds gay." the twins said simultaneously. Natsu suddenly rose from the chair after finishing the glorious cookie.
"That's kind of funny, considering I was planning on making you lesbians"
"THE FUCK?!!?!?!" They said together.
"Well maybe if you SHUT UP, I could TELL you" Natsu yelled in an up roaring voice. She ran to the front of the art room, and magically pulled a projector out of no where. The girls stared at her suddenly, and the twins were still shocked at the fact of being incestuous lesbians. "I know, I'm good. But back to the point." Natsu said as a picture came onto the screen.
"I SAW THAT GUY IN THE HALLWAY! He was shmexy like a cookie" Lolette randomly spit out. Natsu gave her a look that said "Shut the fuck up." Lolette did exactly the opposite of what she was told, and continued.
"Can you SHUT UP, cookie-obsessed moron" Ren stated unenthusiastically.
"Thank you, scary girl!" Lolette remarked.
"Shut up, and LISTEN. Okay, this 'cookie' here is Tamaki Suou. Hate him. Kill him. DESTROY him."
While Natsu was having her spaz attack, the girls were too focused on what color his eyes were. "They are sooo purple! LOOK! PURPLE!" Lolette exclaimed.
"No they aren't! They're more blue-ish!!!" Sasha yelled back.
"WHO CARES!?!" Ren exploded on the both of them while reading her book, which was called 10 Ways to be Aloof.
"Apparently, that book's not working for you, Mrs. I CAN READ IN THE FRIGGEN DARK" The twins burst out on her.
Natsu ignored them, and carried on with her slideshow. The next slide was a picture of a rather wise looking individual male. Ren suddenly dropped her book and stared at him in blissful imagining. She felt as though she was in another world with him. She felt in a way that she had never felt before.
"Ren loves the faaaaaag" Lolette shrieked in a teasing manner. Ren glared at her.
"ANYWAY! This FUCKER helped start the group, and RUNS the group behind the scenes because TAMAKI is a lazy dumbass who can't do ANYTHING!" Natsu went on ranting again about how she hates Tamaki. After her little 'episode' was over with, she changed the slide. The next one showed twins with peach colored hair and golden eyes.
"Are these the guys we're supposed to be?" Keiko and Leiko asked with annoyance in their voice.
"Why yes, yes you are. These strapping young men are the Hitachiin brothers. Hikaru and Kaoru."
"What are you, fifty?" Sasha said with no emotion. She seemed to be pretty bored with the whole idea. None of these guys suited her taste, and she'd rather not be involved with these people.
Natsu ignored her and switched the slide to another picture of the twins. They had their legs tangled with each other as they were looking at each other in loving eyes. Natsu began to drool "They are so fine…AHEM. Moving on. This is YOUR job, girlies. You have to act like you are in love to seduce these men, or guys, or whatever. There will come a time when a girl will come in, just act natural and stay with your gay pride. Onto the next one!" She changed the slide and an infant appeared on the screen. She had one curl of blonde hair sticking out the top of her big head. She was in the bathtub playing with a rubber duck and a naked Barbie. They were doing inappropriate things. "Wasn't I so cute?!"
"Actually, no, you weren't" Leiko stated.
"You look mentally challenged," Sasha replied.
Everyone else nodded enthusiastically. "W-Well FUCK you guys then!" Natsu changed the slide quickly. Her pissed attitude soon passed when a child appeared on the screen.
"IS THAT MOTHAH YOU?!" Lolette blurted out. "You looked like a queer boy!"
"Because it IS a queer boy. He's a cake-obsessed senior!" Natsu winked twice after.
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT?! WHY WINK?! IS THAT MEEE?!?!"
"Precisely."
"OH HELL TO THE NO! I am not cute! I am a ferocious scary person!!" Lolette waved her arms around, looking like a rapid raccoon.
"Grow up, kid" Ren pointed out.
Lolette started acting more immature on purpose "I'm a big kid now!"
"This is Mitsukuni. Everyone calls him Honey, don't worry, I don't get it either. All he does is act like a child and eat cake. Somehow women are attracted to him. I think they're future pedophiles." No one commented, because they already got their explanation of this person. The next person to appear on the screen was a freakishly tall, incredibly serious-looking man. "This Frankenstein-monster-looking thing is Mori. He follows Honey around because they're cousins and junk. He never talks…AT ALL. Therefore…REN this is your job."
"Ren is following me around?! HELL NO!" Lolette exclaimed.
"I'm not too happy about EITHER, Cookie-woman."
The next slide showed a feminine-looking boy with brown eyes and hair. "This is Haruhi Fujioka. Not much to say about him because he's the newest member. Yeah…" She turned the projector off and the lights came on.
"These guys are all part of a club known as the Host Club. They exploit women and toy with their hearts. It's absolutely SICKENING. So here's where you guys come in! I want you to join my club, so we can eliminate their club! Isn't that exciting?" She lied.
"Eh, well there's nothing else to do. So we'll try it out." The twins agreed.
"When do we bring these faggots down?" Lolette said, spazzing out and eating an Oreo from her pocket.
"If you already had a cookie, then why do you want the rainbow one?" Ren interrogated.
"I love alllllllllll cookehs!" Lolette screamed excitedly.
"I guess I'll join too," sighed Sasha
"Whatever…" Ren added.
"Alrighty then! Let's get started. I have your costumes in the back."
" Costumes?"
*Keiko and Leiko Riona*
My sister Leiko and I come from a wealthy family of real estate agents. My father often time sells homes in foreign countries, so he's not home most of the time. The two of us attend Ouran Academy, a first-class school for wealthy students. We're both first year freshmen. She and I are into art, so when we saw a flyer for an Art Club in the lobby, we were both very excited to join. Besides, wherever Leiko goes, I go. That's how it's been since we were little. I ran up the stairs, and Leiko walked behind me. I even skipped through the halls, and she continued walking normally. That's how we are. I am more excited and lively, and my sister is a bit more self-controled. I accidentally ran past the room though...
"Hey! Keiko! Slow down! You just missed the room." Leiko yelled to me. I turned right around, and laughed a little for feeling embarrassed. She looked at me, and smiled, putting her hand on the door knob. I put mine on the other door knob, and we both opened the door together. However, the door opened automatically, and we walked in, feeling both scared and curious.
*Lolette Schlumbergen*
I live in a lot of unusual places because my father is an architect. I have a ton of houses and I just moved here. Obviously, I go to Ouran Academy or I wouldn't even be in this story. I am a freshman. I was walking through the school and I saw this lucious cookie sitting on the floor just summoning me to stuff it in my mouth. I started to drool in anticipation. I was about to pounce and then I remembered, "What is a cookie without milk?". I ran off to the kitchens to grab some milk and ran into the hottest group of guys ever. I almost drooled more just by the sight of them rather than the cookie. I dashed off reminding myself that I needed to get to the mystical cookie before it left. It was still sitting on the ground, cruelly taunting me. I cornered it, preparing to attack. It suddenly moved and I chased it to this creepy looking room. It's name was the 28th Art Room. I was a little freaked out by the suspicious name but gathered my courage, the rainbow cookie was more important to me than my health. I jumped into the room and the door abruptly closed on me.
"Cookie, Where are You?" I said cautiously, feeling the icy stares of two clones.
*Ren Tsuchi*
I enjoy going to the 28th Art Room to think to myself. That room always seemed to be empty, so it was the ideal place to think and write down your thoughts. I walked up the stairs, but I saw everyone staring at me whispering to their friends. They looked somewhat frightened. I wasn't what you would call a normal looking girl. I had floor length mint green hair that covered my left eye and everyone seemed to find that wierd. Who could blame them? I wasn't concerned with what they thought anyway. I liked how I looked, and that's all that mattered. When I was born, I had dark orange hair, which I despised very much so I dyed it.
My mother is a theropist, and my father left when I was a child to become a doctor. He still gives money to help support us, but he never visits or calls.
I finally made it to the top of the stairs and saw the room. I eagerly walked up to it, and as I reached for the door, I heard mumbling comming from inside. "What? This place is normally empty!" I said to myself, as the door swung open and I saw three pairs of eyes staring at me.
They began to say something "Don't come-" I took a step forword and the door slammed shut "-in..."
*Sasha Suzuki*
Car dealership is the family business if you hadn't noticed. It's because of this that I'm in Ouran Academy. And of course, I'm a second year. I can get easily lost sometimes, so i asked the nearest teacher for ditrections. She gave me a cold glare and pointed in the direction I needed to go. Not a lot of teachers like me, ....oh well. As I continued along the long corridor, it was hard not to notice the paintings on the walls. I looked down at the sheet that the principal gave me. Music plays a big part of my life, so I was looking for clubs that supported it. "This can't be right," I said looking at the map again. All of the music rooms were locked, which doesn't seem normal....Suddenly, I heard some voices coming from the 28th Art Room. It seemed to be yelling," COOKIES!!" No idea what's that about. I slowly walked towards the door, feeling like I was being watched. My hand landed on the handle and the door opened by itself. I walked in to see four people there, two twins, a girl with strange green hair, and the other is obessing over cookies. I heard a noise from behind, only to find the door closed.
*Natsu Mannlyk*
I watched the five girls infront of me. They had each showed up according to plan, gosh I'm good. They were a pretty sorry bunch. Wow, I had my work cut out for me. They were good-looking for the most part. I'd only need to make a few minor adjustments. Before me stood an interesting assortment of appearences. Twins with long golden blonde hair and striking emrald eyes, nice. Next came the cookie girl. She had dark blue eyes and her black hair shined purple in the light. Then the girl that was always in here. She was a bit anti-social, but we could fix that. Her shocking hair and gleaming red eyes attracted attention. There was a girl with an "interesting" uniform. So she was original. Along with everyone else. It seems we all have something in common. That's always good.
Her hair was light brown and reached her shoulders, and she had calculating forest green eyes. I had been sizing them up for a while now, completely unoticed by the way. The lights went out. The girls muttered amongst themselves. Then a spotlight shone on me from above. I must've looked really impressive lying across a giant chair in the middle of the room. I held a fishing pole in one hand and took the colorful cookie off of the end of the string. I had their attention. I slowly licked the cookie.
"My cookie!"
I ignored it.
"Hello ladies," I said in a low but firm voice. "I've brought each of you here to ask you a question."
"Why did you lock us in here?"
I was too focused on my cookie to see who had interupted me.
"If you'd listen I would get to that."
I waited.
"Ahem, so anyway. I have chosen you all to serve a special purpose."
"And what exactly is that?"
"I want you to join my club."
"What the fuck?!" exclaimed Lolette in a fiery rampage because of the loss of her precious cookie.
"I think she wants us to join a club" Ren declared in a smart ass manner.
"No shit" Sasha said angrily.
"Sounds gay." the twins said simultaneously. Natsu suddenly rose from the chair after finishing the glorious cookie.
"That's kind of funny, considering I was planning on making you lesbians"
"THE FUCK?!!?!?!" They said together.
"Well maybe if you SHUT UP, I could TELL you" Natsu yelled in an up roaring voice. She ran to the front of the art room, and magically pulled a projector out of no where. The girls stared at her suddenly, and the twins were still shocked at the fact of being incestuous lesbians. "I know, I'm good. But back to the point." Natsu said as a picture came onto the screen.
"I SAW THAT GUY IN THE HALLWAY! He was shmexy like a cookie" Lolette randomly spit out. Natsu gave her a look that said "Shut the fuck up." Lolette did exactly the opposite of what she was told, and continued.
"Can you SHUT UP, cookie-obsessed moron" Ren stated unenthusiastically.
"Thank you, scary girl!" Lolette remarked.
"Shut up, and LISTEN. Okay, this 'cookie' here is Tamaki Suou. Hate him. Kill him. DESTROY him."
While Natsu was having her spaz attack, the girls were too focused on what color his eyes were. "They are sooo purple! LOOK! PURPLE!" Lolette exclaimed.
"No they aren't! They're more blue-ish!!!" Sasha yelled back.
"WHO CARES!?!" Ren exploded on the both of them while reading her book, which was called 10 Ways to be Aloof.
"Apparently, that book's not working for you, Mrs. I CAN READ IN THE FRIGGEN DARK" The twins burst out on her.
Natsu ignored them, and carried on with her slideshow. The next slide was a picture of a rather wise looking individual male. Ren suddenly dropped her book and stared at him in blissful imagining. She felt as though she was in another world with him. She felt in a way that she had never felt before.
"Ren loves the faaaaaag" Lolette shrieked in a teasing manner. Ren glared at her.
"ANYWAY! This FUCKER helped start the group, and RUNS the group behind the scenes because TAMAKI is a lazy dumbass who can't do ANYTHING!" Natsu went on ranting again about how she hates Tamaki. After her little 'episode' was over with, she changed the slide. The next one showed twins with peach colored hair and golden eyes.
"Are these the guys we're supposed to be?" Keiko and Leiko asked with annoyance in their voice.
"Why yes, yes you are. These strapping young men are the Hitachiin brothers. Hikaru and Kaoru."
"What are you, fifty?" Sasha said with no emotion. She seemed to be pretty bored with the whole idea. None of these guys suited her taste, and she'd rather not be involved with these people.
Natsu ignored her and switched the slide to another picture of the twins. They had their legs tangled with each other as they were looking at each other in loving eyes. Natsu began to drool "They are so fine…AHEM. Moving on. This is YOUR job, girlies. You have to act like you are in love to seduce these men, or guys, or whatever. There will come a time when a girl will come in, just act natural and stay with your gay pride. Onto the next one!" She changed the slide and an infant appeared on the screen. She had one curl of blonde hair sticking out the top of her big head. She was in the bathtub playing with a rubber duck and a naked Barbie. They were doing inappropriate things. "Wasn't I so cute?!"
"Actually, no, you weren't" Leiko stated.
"You look mentally challenged," Sasha replied.
Everyone else nodded enthusiastically. "W-Well FUCK you guys then!" Natsu changed the slide quickly. Her pissed attitude soon passed when a child appeared on the screen.
"IS THAT MOTHAH YOU?!" Lolette blurted out. "You looked like a queer boy!"
"Because it IS a queer boy. He's a cake-obsessed senior!" Natsu winked twice after.
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT?! WHY WINK?! IS THAT MEEE?!?!"
"Precisely."
"OH HELL TO THE NO! I am not cute! I am a ferocious scary person!!" Lolette waved her arms around, looking like a rapid raccoon.
"Grow up, kid" Ren pointed out.
Lolette started acting more immature on purpose "I'm a big kid now!"
"This is Mitsukuni. Everyone calls him Honey, don't worry, I don't get it either. All he does is act like a child and eat cake. Somehow women are attracted to him. I think they're future pedophiles." No one commented, because they already got their explanation of this person. The next person to appear on the screen was a freakishly tall, incredibly serious-looking man. "This Frankenstein-monster-looking thing is Mori. He follows Honey around because they're cousins and junk. He never talks…AT ALL. Therefore…REN this is your job."
"Ren is following me around?! HELL NO!" Lolette exclaimed.
"I'm not too happy about EITHER, Cookie-woman."
The next slide showed a feminine-looking boy with brown eyes and hair. "This is Haruhi Fujioka. Not much to say about him because he's the newest member. Yeah…" She turned the projector off and the lights came on.
"These guys are all part of a club known as the Host Club. They exploit women and toy with their hearts. It's absolutely SICKENING. So here's where you guys come in! I want you to join my club, so we can eliminate their club! Isn't that exciting?" She lied.
"Eh, well there's nothing else to do. So we'll try it out." The twins agreed.
"When do we bring these faggots down?" Lolette said, spazzing out and eating an Oreo from her pocket.
"If you already had a cookie, then why do you want the rainbow one?" Ren interrogated.
"I love alllllllllll cookehs!" Lolette screamed excitedly.
"I guess I'll join too," sighed Sasha
"Whatever…" Ren added.
"Alrighty then! Let's get started. I have your costumes in the back."
" Costumes?"
